Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

[shadowclips]

My brother kicked me................................................ .................................................. ................
in the nuts
T_T
It hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sweetie2393]

Ouch...
Umm...Kick him back?

[shadowclips]

Meh, i stabbed him in the hand with a pencil

[priestess94]

dieing of laughter! srry if that sounds mean its just that is funny

[Heartfelt Winter.]

No offence dude but...
roflmao
that's funny
Xd

[Sweetie2393]

Hehe, nice.

[fighterkid]

OMG.. poor you... I know how much that hurts :D >.<

[vinilar]

My brother kicked me................................................ .................................................. ................
in the nuts
T_T
It hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tmi shadow LOL

[~HeartFelt-Emo~]

Ow, not like I've ever had that happen to me, because I'm a girl, but uh Oww.

[TailsNyne]

*Laughs* That's pretty funny. Well at least you haven't been hung in a girls bathroom where your feet don't touch the floor.

[Heartfelt Winter.]

*Laughs* That's pretty funny. Well at least you haven't been hung in a girls bathroom where your feet don't touch the floor.
rofl that would be worse.

[TailsNyne]

I know. It's so fun to do to unkind boys.

[Heartfelt Winter.]

Lol, I bet! =)

[kiki26:)]

omg wtf?!?!?!

[Starry_Catastrophe]

I din't even want to know Tails...

[TailsNyne]

I know, but I told you any ways. ^^

[Starry_Catastrophe]

I don't wanna know how you get them up there.

[TailsNyne]

I tell anyways, I hand them by their underware. on the hooks. on the inside of the stall.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

xD
You must be a hella strong!

[TailsNyne]

Try push-ups evey day for years.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Aha.So,are you a school bully?Haha,never.You just got woman power ;]

[TailsNyne]

No. Not bully. Just annoyed by the people that annoy me. Trust me. Screw with me and I'll screw you up.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Thanks for the warning,I really need to hang out with you =]
Me = Height proportion problem = Made fun of.

I'd probably be bullied if people did'nt think I was pretty,and have an older brother in the school.Blahh.

[TailsNyne]

Just let them know this: Touch me+ no teachers = Stab you with pointy things And as long as they don't bleed you're okay.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

I tell them,"That i'll rip out your guts and force feed them to you if you don't shut up."

Or,
"If you don't shut up I am going to poke a needle in your head and weave it in every crease of your brain until you can't scream anymore."

That get's them to shut up =]
Or I scratch them with my cat like nails,it does leave a scar.

[Ryoken]

You forgot ",Shut up or I'll force feed you animal entrails through a funnel until you suffocate" XD

[TailsNyne]

That works. Or when no ones looking punch them for no good reason. They'll get the point eventually.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

The boys at my school are babies,they'll tell.They need it though,i've punched a few in the chest.They got all wide eyed.

[TailsNyne]

They have some big talk to be calling you short then.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Yeah,I am but they get all pissy when I barely hit them.I play soccer and get more pain in that than football,they won't play with us during P.E. because my BFF and I kicked their butts.They said soccer hurt.

[TailsNyne]

And their boys? Wow. Wow. wowy. I feel bad for their parents. They must be ashamed.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

AND this is out in the country,they should be ashamed to be farmer boys.'Cause they act like wimps.My BFF and I are more reckless than them.

[TailsNyne]

*Laughs like a maniac* Holy Sh*t!

[Starry_Catastrophe]

True Dat.I bet i've had more recks than them.They get all scared when they see my Great Dane XD
I wrestle her,she is a gooood fighter.'Specially when she is mad.

[TailsNyne]

*Laughs harder* A great DANE?!

[Starry_Catastrophe]

It is a she though,her name is Asia =]

[TailsNyne]

I am sooo sorry. *Tries to stop laughing* either way they shouldn't be afraid of a dog. . . or a girl.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Exactly,I can't call them girls,because we're tougher than them.

[TailsNyne]

Well what ever you call them. Guys need to learn some manners. Respect. Curtisy. And just playing Comman sense.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Most definately.Especially when they try to make fun of us playing sports and we turn around and kick their A*ses

[TailsNyne]

I mean really: Who in their right minds can't tell a cat from a lion?

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Is this rhetorical?Lmao.
But who can't?
Or is this a metaphore?
I am so confused.

[TailsNyne]

??? Don't know.... But I really had to tutor a boy who couln't tell the diffrence.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

-_-"
Oh mah gah.
That is....doltish,how old was he?

[TailsNyne]

He was American. 8th grade. Stupid.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

I am....shocked.No mental problems?He wasn't impaired?

[TailsNyne]

Not an ounce...

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Dangggggg,that is messed up.Okay,okay,I had a guy say,"Adam,I am going to learned you this math."
I got pissed,I don't know why,it was just outrageous.He is in 7th grade,or was,ya know.

[TailsNyne]

I hate when some one tries to teach you something that you already know. I understand what you're saying.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

I know,or when they say something and say it again,empathizing it like your an idiot.
Its because i'm blonde,damn jokes...

[TailsNyne]

Actually, It is, was, and still in motion that there are no true blondes left. Even the slightest color is considered dirty blonde. Hehehe. . . . . Wait. . . You're a GUY!?

[Starry_Catastrophe]

No,I am not!Though I do have a very guy-ish attitude.7 guy cousins and 2 brothers =P
I am a true blonde actually,a almost platinum blonde actually.

[TailsNyne]

I just re-read a few post ago and I thought you said your name was Adam. . . Very Confused. . . And with the blonde thing you proubly have a few streaks here or there that are barely noticeable.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Yeah,the under side of my hair is dirty blonde.The boy was talking to a kid named Adam,I just over-heard the conversation.

[TailsNyne]

. . . *Still confused* Sorry I just had sugar. Effects: Hyperness, mood swings, use of unknown words, use of long in lentgh words, confusion in the simpliest areas, bad spelling, bad seeing, bad hearing, and unknown speech.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

We should keep you away from artificial sugars.

[TailsNyne]

*Nodds head quickly* True.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Haha,Kim Possible + the word "Cupcakery" = Hehehelarious!

[TailsNyne]

*Laughs harder then before* I don't know what happened! *Falls off chair* Ow.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

No more sugar for yooh!*Hits car* Ow,no more hitting cars.My neck hurts.

[TailsNyne]

*Runs into parked car* Yeah! *Throws peace sign.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Peace!WTH!
Naw..
Poison!
Hehe.Sorry.
I consider myself a social calamity.

[TailsNyne]

Same here.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Yes!We should start a club XD.
Club of Calamity.
Rejects,freaks,Poisons of Society:
Come to unite with us!

[TailsNyne]

Do not forget stupidity. We all have it some time.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Yeah,that too =]

[TailsNyne]

You start it!

[Starry_Catastrophe]

Really?Will you join?

[TailsNyne]

Yeah. Tomarrow. I have to go to bed. Stupid sugar ware off-ness.
Night.

[Starry_Catastrophe]

'Kay! =DDDD

[TailsNyne]

Didija start it yet?

[Starry_Catastrophe]

YUesh,Club Calamity =]

[TailsNyne]

Yeah!!! ***