LadyCunning
08-13-2007, 10:06 AM
this is a hilarious Fanfiction of me and my freinds, that sophie(one of them) wrote. I'm lightbulb woman!
Yay! A Gameshow With.. Well.. US!
*Contestants*
Danny
Sophie
Elysia
John
Vicky
Emma
And A Random From The Audience …ALICE!
Emma: Today's host is...Liss!
[Audience Applauds]
John: You're ****ting me, right?
Emma: No.. That would be disgusting.
John: That's not what I meant.
Emma: I know.
Liss: What if I don't want to host?
Emma: Then you'll suffer the same tragic fate as Alex Trebek.
Liss: What happened to Alex Trebek?
Emma: Before or after the shovel incident?
Liss: The shovel incident?
Emma: You don't want to know. [Smiles cryptically] Just introduce the contestants.
Liss: Alright then...Today's contestants are...
Danny: I'm Danny and I like shiny things!
Alice: Oh my god! We have so much in common!
Vicky: I'm Vicky and this morning I tried to put my tongue in an outlet and it really hurt but I didn't know why so I tried it again.
Emma: That was an awesome story. Thank you for sharing.
Vicky: [Smiles Proudly]
Sophie: Hey, I’m Sophie and-
Emma: SOPHIE!!!
Sophie: ..Yes?
Emma: Your so cool….Do ya think I’m cool? Do ya?!
Sophie: Thank you.. And I don’t know.. Your weird.
Emma: Fine. Now excuse me while I go and sob uncontrollably [Walks away]
Alice: [Gasps] You got her to leave!
Sophie: I didn't mean to...
Alice: You are my SAVIOR!
Sophie: o_O
Alice: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!
[Everyone turns to Alice, except for Danny who is too preoccupied with the shininess of the buzzer in front of him]
Alice: I have converted to Sophism! ALL HAIL SOPHIE!
Sophie: Huh?
Alice: Yes, milord?
Sophie: Don’t call me Milord..
Alice: I'm sorry, master…
Sophie: Don’t Say That Either…Wait that actually sounds pretty cool..
[Audience Chants “All Hail Sophie! All Hail Sophie!..”]
Danny: [Loses interest in the buzzer and notices people bowing at Sophie’s feet] Did I miss something?
Vicky: Eh, not much. Sophie just has her own religion and is being worshipped.
Danny: Oh, okay.
Vicky: Why can't I have my own religion?
Danny: Because you put your tongue in an outlet this morning. Twice.
Vicky: Hey! That's not true! ...It was three times...
John: But why?
Vicky: Because I thought that if I put my tongue in the outlet, I would light up like a light bulb so then I could be the first half human-half light bulb and become Light Bulb Woman.
Danny: [Pauses] I'm sorry that didnt work out for you.
Emma: [walks back in and over to John] Hey, Gayness!
John: I will not respond to that name.
Emma: But you just did.
John: [Thinks for a moment]...Damn it!
Emma: Aw, poor gayness.
John: Stop calling me that!
Liss: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE SHUT THE **** UP SO WE CAN PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME!!!
Emma: O_O
Everyone: O_O
Liss: Thank you. Here are the categories:
Common Sense,
Words That Can Be Perverted,
Desserts,
And…[Sighs] Shiny Things.
Danny: [Overdramatic Gasp]
Liss: And since we'd never get past the first question otherwise, the contestants don't have to answer in the form of a question.
Sophie: [Buzzes In] Shoelaces!
Liss: We didn't start yet.
Danny: [Buzz] Pancakes!
Liss: I said not yet!
Vicky: Pants!
Liss: You didn't buzz in.
Vicky: [Buzz] Pants!
Liss: Anywho.., before the show, Vicky won the coin toss, so she gets to choose first.
Vicky: Common Sense for a bazillion dollars!
Liss: Bazillion isn't a number.
Vicky: Fine then. Be like that. Common Sense for 100.
Liss: What do you call this?
[A picture of a book pops up on a screen]
Vicky: [Buzz] A potato!
Liss: ...No.
Sophie: [Buzz] A microwave!
Liss: No.
Danny: [Buzz] Those things you read!
Liss: ...I guess that works. 100 points to Danny.
Danny: Ha! I win!
Liss: That was only the first question.
Danny: Well.. so is your face!
Liss: What?
Danny: Exactly.
Liss: Uh...okay. Your turn, Danny.
Danny: Shiny Things for 500!
Liss: It figures… Okay, it has a motor, steering wheel,
seats, and... [Sighs] is shiny.
Yay! A Gameshow With.. Well.. US!
*Contestants*
Danny
Sophie
Elysia
John
Vicky
Emma
And A Random From The Audience …ALICE!
Emma: Today's host is...Liss!
[Audience Applauds]
John: You're ****ting me, right?
Emma: No.. That would be disgusting.
John: That's not what I meant.
Emma: I know.
Liss: What if I don't want to host?
Emma: Then you'll suffer the same tragic fate as Alex Trebek.
Liss: What happened to Alex Trebek?
Emma: Before or after the shovel incident?
Liss: The shovel incident?
Emma: You don't want to know. [Smiles cryptically] Just introduce the contestants.
Liss: Alright then...Today's contestants are...
Danny: I'm Danny and I like shiny things!
Alice: Oh my god! We have so much in common!
Vicky: I'm Vicky and this morning I tried to put my tongue in an outlet and it really hurt but I didn't know why so I tried it again.
Emma: That was an awesome story. Thank you for sharing.
Vicky: [Smiles Proudly]
Sophie: Hey, I’m Sophie and-
Emma: SOPHIE!!!
Sophie: ..Yes?
Emma: Your so cool….Do ya think I’m cool? Do ya?!
Sophie: Thank you.. And I don’t know.. Your weird.
Emma: Fine. Now excuse me while I go and sob uncontrollably [Walks away]
Alice: [Gasps] You got her to leave!
Sophie: I didn't mean to...
Alice: You are my SAVIOR!
Sophie: o_O
Alice: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!
[Everyone turns to Alice, except for Danny who is too preoccupied with the shininess of the buzzer in front of him]
Alice: I have converted to Sophism! ALL HAIL SOPHIE!
Sophie: Huh?
Alice: Yes, milord?
Sophie: Don’t call me Milord..
Alice: I'm sorry, master…
Sophie: Don’t Say That Either…Wait that actually sounds pretty cool..
[Audience Chants “All Hail Sophie! All Hail Sophie!..”]
Danny: [Loses interest in the buzzer and notices people bowing at Sophie’s feet] Did I miss something?
Vicky: Eh, not much. Sophie just has her own religion and is being worshipped.
Danny: Oh, okay.
Vicky: Why can't I have my own religion?
Danny: Because you put your tongue in an outlet this morning. Twice.
Vicky: Hey! That's not true! ...It was three times...
John: But why?
Vicky: Because I thought that if I put my tongue in the outlet, I would light up like a light bulb so then I could be the first half human-half light bulb and become Light Bulb Woman.
Danny: [Pauses] I'm sorry that didnt work out for you.
Emma: [walks back in and over to John] Hey, Gayness!
John: I will not respond to that name.
Emma: But you just did.
John: [Thinks for a moment]...Damn it!
Emma: Aw, poor gayness.
John: Stop calling me that!
Liss: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE SHUT THE **** UP SO WE CAN PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME!!!
Emma: O_O
Everyone: O_O
Liss: Thank you. Here are the categories:
Common Sense,
Words That Can Be Perverted,
Desserts,
And…[Sighs] Shiny Things.
Danny: [Overdramatic Gasp]
Liss: And since we'd never get past the first question otherwise, the contestants don't have to answer in the form of a question.
Sophie: [Buzzes In] Shoelaces!
Liss: We didn't start yet.
Danny: [Buzz] Pancakes!
Liss: I said not yet!
Vicky: Pants!
Liss: You didn't buzz in.
Vicky: [Buzz] Pants!
Liss: Anywho.., before the show, Vicky won the coin toss, so she gets to choose first.
Vicky: Common Sense for a bazillion dollars!
Liss: Bazillion isn't a number.
Vicky: Fine then. Be like that. Common Sense for 100.
Liss: What do you call this?
[A picture of a book pops up on a screen]
Vicky: [Buzz] A potato!
Liss: ...No.
Sophie: [Buzz] A microwave!
Liss: No.
Danny: [Buzz] Those things you read!
Liss: ...I guess that works. 100 points to Danny.
Danny: Ha! I win!
Liss: That was only the first question.
Danny: Well.. so is your face!
Liss: What?
Danny: Exactly.
Liss: Uh...okay. Your turn, Danny.
Danny: Shiny Things for 500!
Liss: It figures… Okay, it has a motor, steering wheel,
seats, and... [Sighs] is shiny.