Chaos Angel
09-17-2007, 12:10 AM
Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... OW!!!
Yesterday I had a "blind date" along with today...
I went camping with my mom and her boss and her boss' son along with her boss' wife.
Well, the whole idea of the trip was to ride horses and have a ball...
Well, I only rode for ten minutes and about twenty-five seconds...
Wanna know why?
Well, mom's boss' son's horse decides he wants to flip out and be an idiot...
He runs slap into my horse, Mouch, after bucking Brandon off, but Brandon landed on his feet...
WELL! Mouch flipped and turned sharp, knocking me off balance and I was going to hang on, but my hair blew in my face and my brain just froze so Mouch started bucking and I fell...
Now, Mouch is a tall-ass horse... A race horse...
I fell pretty damn far...
And all I could hear when I landed was, "Dani! Get up!"
So, I open my eyes to see Brandon trying to get his horse, Smokey, under control, but Smokey wasn't giving and was headed my way, about to trample me.
I jump up and tumble away then fall 'cuz I've just, like, injured my leg and it's practically dead to me...
My arm fells like it's on fire and stings more than anything I've ever felt before...
My ears are just ringing and all I am is dizzy and light-headed with this sore spot just killing my head...
I tumble and fall, just cussing a storm away as I laugh since that's what I seem to do when I get hurt...
Now, I'm, like, everyone's darling girl there for some odd reason...
So, mom's boss comes running to me to make sure I'm okay...
I'm sitting on this hard-ass ground with my legs just spread out infront of me, my hair all in my face, tears in my freakin' eyes, about to spill over... just laughing.
Mom's boss just keeps asking me, "Are you okay, baby? Are you okay, baby?"
So, I keep repeating "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine." and I was doing that before he reached me so I look like a crazy girl who needs to go to the asylum...
In the end, I got out with a bump on my head, serious dizzy-ness...
One dead leg... I mean, this thing is bruised... like... BAD!
And my shoulder is killing me right now and my neck is cramping like crazy...
The worst part is...
I didn't get back on the horse!
Never have I ever fallen then not gotten back on the horse!
That is the first damned time!
I was like, "I need to get back on Mouch...", but my body was just refusing with me...
BUT!
I got back on today and fell asleep on him so... Yeah...
Years and years of falling off multiple horses...
Every time I got back up and back on...
This is the first time I've fallen and not gotten back on.
Noooo!
But, atleast... I had a pretty good excuse, I guess...
But, man, I was so embarassed of falling off...
Mom says I shouldn't be 'cuz he's a pretty tall horse and how everything happened, I just wasn't prepared...
But, it was, like, my pride was shattered or something, I guess.
Ha ha... Ow...
Yesterday I had a "blind date" along with today...
I went camping with my mom and her boss and her boss' son along with her boss' wife.
Well, the whole idea of the trip was to ride horses and have a ball...
Well, I only rode for ten minutes and about twenty-five seconds...
Wanna know why?
Well, mom's boss' son's horse decides he wants to flip out and be an idiot...
He runs slap into my horse, Mouch, after bucking Brandon off, but Brandon landed on his feet...
WELL! Mouch flipped and turned sharp, knocking me off balance and I was going to hang on, but my hair blew in my face and my brain just froze so Mouch started bucking and I fell...
Now, Mouch is a tall-ass horse... A race horse...
I fell pretty damn far...
And all I could hear when I landed was, "Dani! Get up!"
So, I open my eyes to see Brandon trying to get his horse, Smokey, under control, but Smokey wasn't giving and was headed my way, about to trample me.
I jump up and tumble away then fall 'cuz I've just, like, injured my leg and it's practically dead to me...
My arm fells like it's on fire and stings more than anything I've ever felt before...
My ears are just ringing and all I am is dizzy and light-headed with this sore spot just killing my head...
I tumble and fall, just cussing a storm away as I laugh since that's what I seem to do when I get hurt...
Now, I'm, like, everyone's darling girl there for some odd reason...
So, mom's boss comes running to me to make sure I'm okay...
I'm sitting on this hard-ass ground with my legs just spread out infront of me, my hair all in my face, tears in my freakin' eyes, about to spill over... just laughing.
Mom's boss just keeps asking me, "Are you okay, baby? Are you okay, baby?"
So, I keep repeating "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine." and I was doing that before he reached me so I look like a crazy girl who needs to go to the asylum...
In the end, I got out with a bump on my head, serious dizzy-ness...
One dead leg... I mean, this thing is bruised... like... BAD!
And my shoulder is killing me right now and my neck is cramping like crazy...
The worst part is...
I didn't get back on the horse!
Never have I ever fallen then not gotten back on the horse!
That is the first damned time!
I was like, "I need to get back on Mouch...", but my body was just refusing with me...
BUT!
I got back on today and fell asleep on him so... Yeah...
Years and years of falling off multiple horses...
Every time I got back up and back on...
This is the first time I've fallen and not gotten back on.
Noooo!
But, atleast... I had a pretty good excuse, I guess...
But, man, I was so embarassed of falling off...
Mom says I shouldn't be 'cuz he's a pretty tall horse and how everything happened, I just wasn't prepared...
But, it was, like, my pride was shattered or something, I guess.
Ha ha... Ow...