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Soaki-chan
03-02-2008, 01:38 AM
Limericks are...fun to make, I guess. A few little limericks I made.
I've made about...twelve already.
(The first one's described as "messed up" by mah friends.)


A little man from peru
Was sitting on the loo
He jumped up with fright,
for in the middle of the night,
The toilet said, "I see you!"

Bob Monkey had a rash
As red as a ruby-silk sash
It's no where pleasent,
If only some ointment was present,
Perhaps he'd have no rash.

The next one is...very stupid.

Minnie really likes cheese,
give her some, if you please,
Mickey's to mean,
He wants a bean
Now where are my keys?

I have many more.

SiriuslyRemus
03-02-2008, 03:44 PM
LOL, those are great, very funny, bravo!

Thinkbluethoughts
03-02-2008, 04:28 PM
That's a little scary...I was just going to make a thread about this...mind if I post mine?

Soaki-chan
03-02-2008, 04:37 PM
Nuuu, I doth not mind...-eth.

Go-eth ahead-eth.

Thinkbluethoughts
03-02-2008, 04:39 PM
Nuuu, I doth not mind...-eth.

Go-eth ahead-eth.

Kay. Thank you...

Thinking is such a chore
And waiting is such a bore
I hate sitting here
Time draws near
I think I’ll go to the store

It's pretty simple but I'm kinda new to it.

Love your Harry P Dumbldore's Army sig!

Soaki-chan
03-03-2008, 06:52 PM
I like yours.
And thanks.