Nona and teh_ch33to

[protector13]

Comzs to teh thread.

[Nona Stolen]

*pokes with her plastic shovel* Fuc.k you! What if I dun wanna!

[protector13]

your already here so BLEH :P

[teh-ch33to]

OH NO!!! THE PLASTIC SHOVEL!! *runs and hides*

[Nona Stolen]

*divorces from Protector and takes their 12 kids and everything Protector owns* Pfft, I AM LEAVING YOU!-lmao-

[protector13]

HEY YOU ONLY GET HALF *takes half back*

[teh-ch33to]

xD ... wiat... O-o 12 KIDS!? you two must've been busy ^_~

[Nona Stolen]

I do have half! You get the house and its 20 acres! I GET THE REST!(YEs ch33to.. we were ;3)-lmao-

List of what I get:
Half the limo
The stereo
The kids
And the jeep
Everything of Protectors(including money)

List of what protector gets:
All Nona's stuff
the other half of teh limo
3 bottles of viagra(much needed)
And the house and the 20 acres.

[protector13]

:O you said you wouldnt mention the viagra.

PSHH

[teh-ch33to]

xDD bwahaha. That reminds me of Scary Movie 4 [saw it yesterday] :3

[Nona Stolen]

Pfft, I lied. I said I wasnt cheatin on you either*was cheatin on Protector with Johnny Depp*

[protector13]

*takes off a mask and I am johny depp* MWAHAHA

[teh-ch33to]

xDD What a twist!!

*glomps protector* I LOVE YOU JOHNNY DEPP/SWEENY TODD/EDWARD/JACK!!!!!!

[Nona Stolen]

*kills and skips away* Not anyeh more bebe.

[teh-ch33to]

D; Nona!! nuuu!!

[Nona Stolen]

I sowwy! If icant have him... Neither can you...:D

[protector13]

*is teh dead*

[teh-ch33to]

D: but... but... he's johnny depp!! D: *gives protector CPR* LIVE!!!

[Nona Stolen]

Well.... Gods arent better than you, but apparently... You arent better than me since I killed you. Eh well.... No one is better than me.*laughs at protector*

[teh-ch33to]

*revives protector* MWAHAHA!!! He's alive!!

[protector13]

MWAHAHA I LIVEZ *kills nona for good*

[Nona Stolen]

*Was already dead*Ch33to.. Your sig makes me depressed, reminds me of my ex.... *Pokes at the torn and shreds of her heart*

[teh-ch33to]

MWAHAHA I LIVEZ *kills nona for good*

xDD *glomps*

*Was already dead*Ch33to.. Your sig makes me depressed, reminds me of my ex.... *Pokes at the torn and shreds of her heart*

D: nuu.... T~T

[protector13]

I gtg. peace out.

[teh-ch33to]

bye bye johnny depp!! :3

[Nona Stolen]

*Could care less if teh peoples left*
Worst thing that could ever happen;

Think someone loves you as much as you love them, then get molested and they try to rape you than dumo you... Worst thing ever....

[teh-ch33to]

D: that happened to you?

[Nona Stolen]

It wouldnt be the worst thing in the world if it didnt.

[teh-ch33to]

aww D: *huggle*

[Nona Stolen]

You cant blame him though, who wants tampered goods? I wouldnt put him through my tears anyway, why bother someone with my problems when they have their own.

I will tell about my problems, but I dont want help. Not from anyone. *scoots away from ch33to*

[teh-ch33to]

... D: ... me no help? No hug?

[Nona Stolen]

*hugs ch33to* Theres your hug. I dont want help, asking for help is giving someone else your burdens... I dont want to do that. I deserved it anyway.

[teh-ch33to]

D: why did you deserve it?

[Nona Stolen]

*Shrugs* I dont know, its just what I believe, I deserve everything bad that happens to me... I dont know, its just what I believe.

[teh-ch33to]

D: sometiems bad things happen to good people...

[protector13]

I am back for a while

[Nona Stolen]

Yay? *cheers and throws a party?*

[Caoko]

xD Dude, don't mean to be interrupting your thread and I definately feel bad about it, but I'd rather bother you here for one post then bother you in the other thread.

But, but, protector, I'm from /July/. 8D I've been on here longer than you, and I'm still active.

xD Again, I'm really sorry, i don't usually do this, and I'll, I'll shut up now, but I just, I had to, to get it out.

Yes, I could've PMed him, but I didn't feel like it.

And I've apologised like, ten times.

... Sorry. 8D ILY!

[Nona Stolen]

Go ahead, do what ever you want. I already knew this little thread was gonna die, I just figured it would have died before we even got to the second page.. Kinda shocked me when we got passed it...

[Caoko]

Go ahead, do what ever you want. I already knew this little thread was gonna die, I just figured it would have died before we even got to the second page.. Kinda shocked me when we got passed it...

Alright, sweet.
o= I don't get bothered by people randomly popping up either unless they're like, "JOIN MY RP" or something, you know.
-nod- But, it's better that you started something here though, rather than going on in that other thread.
Either way, though, I was gonna say it.

[teh-ch33to]

D: Aww, don't diss the thread

[Nona Stolen]

I get annoyed by alot of things, but my earlier mood swings have left me drained of all emotion but painful tiredness... I am just letting you stay for the simple fact that I dont give a flying fuc.k so dont start thinkin you're special. You arent to me.

[teh-ch33to]

O.o uhhh... I never said I was? I don't think I did... I was just being bored... and random...
Sorry?

[Nona Stolen]

Not you Ch33to... You noodle noggin!*gives treats*

[Caoko]

I get annoyed by alot of things, but my earlier mood swings have left me drained of all emotion but painful tiredness... I am just letting you stay for the simple fact that I dont give a flying fuc.k so dont start thinkin you're special. You arent to me.

Me? I wasn't saying I was special to you.
I was just saying that to protector.
I'm not sure how you normally act o= so I apologised, since, usually, I see people get angry at people they don't know that just pop up to say something.

xD Oh, and I wasn't planning on staying, I was just about to leave, actually.

[Nona Stolen]

Dont let the door hit ya on the ass onyour way out babe, you might hurt my door-waves behbye-. And you didnt have to say you were special, but you intruded on my space, so I was letting you know ahead of time!

-clings to teh Ch33to-

Ch33to... You shall be my squishy, and I will call you Ch33-Ch33 and you shall be mine. You shall be my Ch33-Ch33... If I can remember to call you that.

[teh-ch33to]

Not you Ch33to... You noodle noggin!*gives treats*

oh, yey!!! :3 *eats treat* ^^ *wags tail* ^o^ when did I get that? *tries to chase it*

-clings to teh Ch33to-

Ch33to... You shall be my squishy, and I will call you Ch33-Ch33 and you shall be mine. You shall be my Ch33-Ch33... If I can remember to call you that.

:O I've never been called Ch33-Ch33 before! *huggles*

[Nona Stolen]

-huggles back- AND YOU SHALL BE MY CH33-CH33 WITH A TAIL!... -puts a cute collar on her with little bells and snuggles- So cute!

[teh-ch33to]

oohh!! *ear twitch* :3 I am kawaii? *snuggles back*

[Nona Stolen]

You are kawaiix3937845234754987542987538957!!! <3~

[teh-ch33to]

YEY!!! *grins* :3

[Nona Stolen]

Night night my kawaii Ch33-Ch33! See you tomorrow! -huggles and snuggles-

[teh-ch33to]

Night night master!! ^^

[protector13]

Well it is tomorrow.

[Nona Stolen]

Well.. What is tomorrow but todays yesterdays, but yesterdays today?

... Wait what?

[protector13]

Well.. What is tomorrow but todays yesterdays, but yesterdays today?

... Wait what?
if next week is tomorrows today what is 3 months from now?

[Nona Stolen]

.... Shut up... Before I decide to own you just like I own Ch33-Ch33... And I will.*has a collar and leash for Protector too*

[protector13]

this is...interesting....(insert sex joke here)

[Nona Stolen]

Eh.... What cant think up anything? How cute! You're that innocent?!*insert joke about how much Protector needs to get laid*-member, its a JOKE!.. Maybe-

[protector13]

Well you know what (inserts joke about how much that joke sucked and it includes a you mama joke)

[Nona Stolen]

*insert joke about how hard Protector sucks and how fat ya momma is*

Audience: Oh burn!

[protector13]

... anyway sence this argument will only continue. whats going on?

[Nona Stolen]

Nothing. I put up a thing in RR with an idea of mine, I dont think I will participate with it, but it was just an idea and I wanted to see if others would use it. How bout you?

[teh-ch33to]

xDD hi all! *wolf tail wag*

[Nona Stolen]

CH33-CH33!!*clings to Ch33-Ch33 and pets*

[protector13]

*takes out gun* *puts to ch33 ch33* Hmm give me ten mill or she dies.

[teh-ch33to]

D: BAD PROTECTOR!!! *kills*
:3 *sits at Master's feet*

[protector13]

so how did she become your master? I WANTZ TEH MASTER

[Nona Stolen]

O.o..... I will nuter/spade(I think thats what its called) the next person to kill someone.*turns and walks away*

You want what master?*is Ch33-Ch33's master because im hot that way*

[protector13]

I said I want a master as long as its not a guy master lol that would be weird.

[Nona Stolen]

*puts a collar around Protectors neck with spikes and cross bones on it* Happy? If not, I will get the leash so you wont have a choice but to be happy!

[teh-ch33to]

xDD
...woof

[Nona Stolen]

I have a few rules though...

1) No humping furniture or guests... Or me
2)No going 'potty' on the furniture or guests... Or me(you do you die)You do you clean up the mess.
3) You obey me...Bwaha
4) Dont break my rules or you will suffer the consiquences of losing the ability to have sex...

[teh-ch33to]

D: ... I will obey the rules xD

[Nona Stolen]

*loves on Ch33-Ch33* Yayness! I dont want to kill you!

[teh-ch33to]

Yeyness!! :3

[Nona Stolen]

Im so sad now.... I hate the songs the tv just played, makes me sad... Hmph..*kills her tv*

[teh-ch33to]

D: what did the TV play?

[Nona Stolen]

Never too late by 3 Days Grace.... *sniffles*

[Nona Stolen]

*plops down, gets her plastic shovel, and starts beating some playdough with the plastic shovel*

DIE DIE DIE!!

[teh-ch33to]

x3 bad play-doh!!!!

... *hug*

[Nona Stolen]

*hugglesnugglecuddlewuddlepuddlemuddle....somethin g else that ends in 'uddle'*

OMG!! I have this thing where I give my friends labels, like this; emo *insert food name here*

Me: Emo Muffin, Ruler of all emo foods.
Alex(friends in rl): Emo cake.
Jak(rl friend): Emo cupcake(put a muffin and a cake together and you get a cupcake!)
Stephen(other rl friend): Emo Glass of Orange Juice
Veronica(rl): EMo waffle
Others that are taken: Emo syrup, emo pancake, and.... Emo cornflakes...

WHADDYA WANNA BE?

[protector13]

I have a few rules though...

1) No humping furniture or guests... Or me
2)No going 'potty' on the furniture or guests... Or me(you do you die)You do you clean up the mess.
3) You obey me...Bwaha
4) Dont break my rules or you will suffer the consiquences of losing the ability to have sex...
Lol. that is all I can say Lol.

[Nona Stolen]

Pfft... This is all I can say *clings* though thats not saying anything:D

[protector13]

Pfft... This is all I can say *clings* though thats not saying anything:D
true that is an action not saying things.

[Nona Stolen]

"You got me you know that you got me no need to wonder why

You got me, no need to wonder why got no questions"

*Dances to the music like the idiot her mood has her in* I LOVE Y-...Nah, I dont love you... EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

[protector13]

LOL *starts break dancing*

[Nona Stolen]

......*dances like teh black girls do in their tight ass shorty short shorts*-wins-

[protector13]

*stairs in awe*

[Nona Stolen]

*thwaps with her plastic shovel* Staring is rude.

[teh-ch33to]

*hugglesnugglecuddlewuddlepuddlemuddle....somethin g else that ends in 'uddle'*

OMG!! I have this thing where I give my friends labels, like this; emo *insert food name here*

Me: Emo Muffin, Ruler of all emo foods.
Alex(friends in rl): Emo cake.
Jak(rl friend): Emo cupcake(put a muffin and a cake together and you get a cupcake!)
Stephen(other rl friend): Emo Glass of Orange Juice
Veronica(rl): EMo waffle
Others that are taken: Emo syrup, emo pancake, and.... Emo cornflakes...

WHADDYA WANNA BE?

xD My best friend is an Emo muffin.
And and elephant >>
no, we just call her that.

D: I wanna be emo waffle...

[Nona Stolen]

What flavor waffles?!!?

[teh-ch33to]

Choco Chip!!

[Nona Stolen]

Otay! I love those kind of waffles.

Wanna read a song I am writing once I finish it?!

[teh-ch33to]

sure!! ^o^
and yey :3