Phaux Phantasmagoria
09-10-2008, 08:25 PM
I awoke one particularly bland and gray morning to find that my bedsheets seemed to be particularly plaid, a very strange happening this was for the night before they were but a nice, dull gray. This also, in itself, was somewhat strange for no man in his right mind would have need for such an unbearably dull colored piece of cloth as for laying upon, a man with such tastes must also lead a very dreary and particularly boring lifestyle, which, if I recall correctly was exactly what I was doing. I decided against pondering any further for I was becoming very irritated by such a thought, as I slowly rose from my plaid bedsheets and stretched my arms wide I could hear bones popping as they set into their rightful place after a night of no movement, I swiftly rose from my bed and stepped gingerly onto my bedroom carpet which today seemed very uncomfortable. I knew it was going to be a very strange day for when I slowly skirted past my window I glanced outside and saw, in my front yard, in a tree, there was a cow, now I am not a bright fellow but I was sure that cows were to remain firmly on the ground.
Now this cow in particular was your average ordinary cow, with cow features, and cow thoughts, and other cow things, but, like many a cow, this one could not resist a challenge, it just so happened this cow was being made fun of by a band of squirrels for its inability to climb trees, but, as I said, being a cow, it could not resist a challenge, it made its way up the tree in an absurd fashion, but eventually found himself at the top. But it was here he stayed for the rest of his days, for he realized he had a paralyzing fear of heights, so there he lay, in a tree, and people visited from all around to see the famous "Cow In A Tree", he soon died after his millionth visitor.
But I, trudging through my morning routine, had no clue of what was to come of the cow in the tree and without a glance back I continued on, finishing what needed finished pondering over a cow in a tree throughout my morning.
((Just a random thing I did ^_^))
Now this cow in particular was your average ordinary cow, with cow features, and cow thoughts, and other cow things, but, like many a cow, this one could not resist a challenge, it just so happened this cow was being made fun of by a band of squirrels for its inability to climb trees, but, as I said, being a cow, it could not resist a challenge, it made its way up the tree in an absurd fashion, but eventually found himself at the top. But it was here he stayed for the rest of his days, for he realized he had a paralyzing fear of heights, so there he lay, in a tree, and people visited from all around to see the famous "Cow In A Tree", he soon died after his millionth visitor.
But I, trudging through my morning routine, had no clue of what was to come of the cow in the tree and without a glance back I continued on, finishing what needed finished pondering over a cow in a tree throughout my morning.
((Just a random thing I did ^_^))