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Phaux Phantasmagoria

10-18-2008, 08:17 PM

Well, my boyfriend for 4 months sent me my birthday present and it was supposed to arrive today, but it didn't, so I have to wait until Monday. But what makes this horrible is that my parents will be checking the mail Monday and I'm sure they'll notice the package, my parents don't know the meaning of the word privacy and they will open it, questions will be asked, and they'll discover Im gay and have been dating guys behind their back. I can't let this happen, today was my only chance to get the package an the stupid ****ing post office is trying to ruin my life. Please can anyone help me!!!

i am odie

10-18-2008, 08:19 PM

do you have any clue at what the present is?

Phaux Phantasmagoria

10-18-2008, 08:20 PM

Its supposed to be a teddy bear, a love note, and a mystery box.

violet2

10-18-2008, 08:21 PM

i am odie

10-18-2008, 08:22 PM

that is sweet!!!! and i think the right thing to do is tell you parents... well at leat thats what i think. even if there was a way to avoid doing it, i think that the longer you wait to tell your parents something like that, the harder it will get... but then again you dont have to take odie's advice...

Phaux Phantasmagoria

10-18-2008, 08:23 PM

I want to tell them, but this is Alabama, people, no matter how much they love you, will never think the same of you after something like that, my parents are homophobes, and this will kill them and most likely me. Without Erik I have no reason to live and they're going to take him away from me.

violet2

10-18-2008, 08:25 PM

HEY! did you read my idea?

i am odie

10-18-2008, 08:26 PM

you could tell them it was just a prank or a joke... it always workd for me when my parents find something like that...

violet2

10-18-2008, 08:27 PM

you could tell them it was just a prank or a joke... it always workd for me when my parents find something like that...
That could work too. But my idea is better than yours. *Nods*

~[{Gaara*s}{Girl}]~

10-18-2008, 11:00 PM

Just tell them it's from a girl. And if they ask about the name...just say it's a nickname and she's a tomboy or something. ^.^;;

Phaux Phantasmagoria

10-18-2008, 11:48 PM

That just might work Gaara! I wont let them read the note or anything so I could pull it off!
THANK YOU VIOLET, ODIE, AND GAARA! ME LOVE YOU ALL!

rockerchic24

10-19-2008, 12:24 AM

Say her name is Erika. =] I know it's usually spelt Erica, but my friend spells her name Erika. =] I hope everything works out. -hugs-

violet2

10-19-2008, 07:42 AM

That just might work Gaara! I wont let them read the note or anything so I could pull it off!
THANK YOU VIOLET, ODIE, AND GAARA! ME LOVE YOU ALL!
Your welcome little brother! Tell us what happens yeah?

~[{Gaara*s}{Girl}]~

10-19-2008, 04:04 PM

That just might work Gaara! I wont let them read the note or anything so I could pull it off!
THANK YOU VIOLET, ODIE, AND GAARA! ME LOVE YOU ALL!

Haha, you're welcome~! Good luck. ^.^

violet2

10-19-2008, 04:07 PM

I wonder what happend....

dolphin16

10-19-2008, 04:54 PM

Its supposed to be a teddy bear, a love note, and a mystery box.<<<---big giant rubber p*ni* lol

Ya know I really kinda like you phantasm.Seriously,You make me laugh and intrigue me at the same time lol.And I swear I really do wish your/our lives were easier.

All I know to say((with grin on my face))

Is watch for the mail.Meet the mail person before they can even put the package in the mailbox,and grab the package and run like hell.Just do it.Don't fricken tell your parents if you think it inappropriate at this time.You know your situation with mom&dad...

Sometimes the best problems are solved in the simplest ways.
And it doesn't get more simple than grabbin the package and runnin with it.Just don't run into a mob of skinheads lol...

But seriously bro goodluck.I would just grab the mail and run with it.

violet2

10-19-2008, 04:55 PM

Ya know I really kinda like you phantasm.Seriously,You make me laugh and intrigue me at the same time lol.And I swear I really do wish your/our lives were easier.

All I know to say((with grin on my face))

Is watch for the mail.Meet the mail person before they can even put the package in the mailbox,and grab the package and run like hell.Just do it.Don't fricken tell your parents if you think it inappropriate at this time.You know your situation with mom&dad...

Sometimes the best problems are solved in the simplest ways.
And it doesn't get more simple than grabbin the package and runnin with it.Just don't run into a mob of skinheads lol...

But seriously bro goodluck.I would just grab the mail and run with it.
Yes, but my advise was better.

dolphin16

10-19-2008, 05:56 PM

Ohh. I'm worried now. What to do what to do what to do? tell them that you've got a surprise for them and that it'll be arriving by post and they shouldn't open it cos you wanna give to them your self? I'm still thinking.....*Thinking*

Yeah this is pretty solid advice I agree.But what will he do when he never produces the surprise?

I would just grab it and run like hell lol
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/waitee/runman4.gif

violet2

10-19-2008, 05:57 PM

Yeah this is pretty solid advice I agree.But what will he do when he never produces the surprise?

I would just grab it and run like hell lol
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/waitee/runman4.gif
Yeah, he can like buy a present now and give it to them instead. Running is good, but he might be questioned later.

dolphin16

10-19-2008, 06:00 PM

Well it just depends what's in the mystery box.The mystery box is the cliffhanger.I would make all efforts to find out what's in the box.The box could be the end all,of end alls.Ya know?

Listen phantasm,Just run like hell.Grab your ipod,get the package and go for a jog...lol

violet2

10-19-2008, 06:02 PM